How to Ride a PONY!
Approach Slowly
Do not startle the pony. When up close, gently stroke its head.If you have any dead mice in your pockets, feed them to the pony. This establishes trust.
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Use Caution
If the pony spits venom in your face or produces a lous roar, it is probably not a pony. Find another.
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Safety First!
If you are carrying a running chainsaw, be sure to flip the kill switch before mounting your pony.
The Final Step
If you read this far, hold out you right arm and move it over your left shoulder. Once you are able to touch, give yourself a nice pat on the back because....
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