# How to Ride a PONY!

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**Created:** [July 21, 2020, 6:11am UTC](https://puchong.co/t/how-to-ride-a-pony/646 "2020-07-21T06:11:13Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 6:11am UTC](https://puchong.co/t/how-to-ride-a-pony/646/1 "2020-07-21T06:11:13Z")

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# How to Ride a PONY!

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## Approach Slowly
Do not startle the pony. When up close, gently stroke its head.If you have any dead mice in your pockets, feed them to the pony. This establishes trust.

![Screenshot 2020-07-21 at 1.58.16 PM](https://puchong.co/uploads/default/original/2X/0/0deef394fb12fd322d2f6d2b7c178d4e61dd34d2.png)  
_Image Sources: [The Oatmeal](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/pony)_

## Use Caution
If the pony spits venom in your face or produces a lous roar, it is probably not a pony. Find another.

![Screenshot 2020-07-21 at 2.02.10 PM](https://puchong.co/uploads/default/original/2X/3/34d060041a198c16d5ce94f078dc3de879cc257c.png)  
_Image Sources: [The Oatmeal](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/pony)_

## Safety First!
If you are carrying a running chainsaw, be sure to flip the kill switch before mounting your pony.  

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## The Final Step
If you read this far, hold out you right arm and move it over your left shoulder. Once you are able to touch, give yourself a nice pat on the back because....

![Screenshot 2020-07-21 at 2.09.05 PM](https://puchong.co/uploads/default/original/2X/5/511dfb3f3f1dcc767920b2f2675f0d62842d90fa.png)

_Image Sources: [The Oatmeal](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/pony)_

_Information Sources: [The OATMEAL - Pony](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/pony)_